13 New Inventions That No One Asked For



Hello, and a happy Summer to all my Internet fans – it’s me, Matt Benedetto, your favorite inventor of all things unnecessary. While you have been out enjoying the sunshine, I have been hard at work in my laboratory, creating a new batch of inventions you completely, absolutely, 100% don’t need in your life!

Through rigorous research and development, I have pinpointed 13 new areas in your lives where no problems existed and where you definitely weren’t looking for any solutions. My new inventions solve problems that no human actually has in their life and nobody asked for any of these products to come to life. However, sometimes you have to simply accept what you are given and today, you are forced to enjoy these Unnecessary Inventions.

The Pizza FannyPack™️

13 New Inventions That No One Asked For

Precious pizza, anywhere – anytime!

13 New Inventions That No One Asked For

13 New Inventions That No One Asked For

Strap on our futuristic fanny pack that features two transparent pouches for your favorite slices on the go! The rugged waist strap has a high impact resistant buckle and reflector for a safe Pizza Party on the go.

13 New Inventions That No One Asked For